Nake, King Burger and Anmani... the astonishing array of fake brands made in China

Would you go for a meal at King Burger or don a pair of Anmani shoes?

These laughable counterfeit goods made in China wouldn't have anyone fooled.

The selection of ridiculous fake designer items shows a whole alternative universe of goods made in China, where plastic shoes are made by Corcs, time is kept by Owega and music played courtesy of headphones made by Sonia.

King Burger
Johns Daphne

Poor taste: Unconvincing pirate brands from China for Burger King and Jack Daniels Whiskey 

But would you really risk putting PenesamiG batteries in your prized camera, or a shot of Johns Daphne Tenderness whiskey in your coke?

Or would sports fans ever be tempted by a pair of dubious Odidoss shorts, topped off by a jacket by Nake?

Mmm..not quite: It may only be a difference of one letter but Armani and Anmani and Omega and Owega are a million miles apart
Mmm..not quite: It may only be a difference of one letter but Armani and Anmani and Omega and Owega are a million miles apart

Mmm..not quite: It may only be a difference of one letter but Armani and Anmani and Omega and Owega are a million miles apart

Some fake label names are so far removed from the originals they are barely recognisable... anyone fancy washing their clothes with Tihz or writing emails with an Aeippie?

Perhaps the choice of name for fake Prada is most spot on - Paradi.

Pearlboy
Panasaonic

Sounds suspicious: Pearlboy bunnies and panosaonic speakers are some of the most laughable fakes

Nake
Odidoss

Fake nake and dross Odidoss: Would you want to be seen in this counterfeit sports gear?

Heimekem
Sonia

Brewing up trouble: This can of Heimekem is sure to leave drinkers with a nasty hangover while these Sonia headphones sound like a poor alternative to Sony

Paradi
Mmm

Paradi or parody: It would be hard to mistake this clothes shop for Prada. But maybe this McDonald's rip off sells Big Mmmacs?

A real corker: Rows of fake Crocs shoes waiting to be snapped up by shoppers at a market in China

A real corker: Rows of fake Crocs shoes waiting to be snapped up by shoppers at a market in China

Pop station

Not its popper name: Young PlayStation fans may be disappointed to find a Pop Station in their Christmas stocking

Tihz
Aeippie

Getting into a tizz: The names of these products are barely recognisable as fake versions of washing powder Tide and iPod-maker Apple


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