50 "Twilight" Jokes That Are Hilarious And Accurate
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The only thing better than the cinematic masterpiece that is the Twilight franchise is...the jokes that lovingly drag the films.
Below are some of the best tweets about Twilight:
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edward: she already atethe cullens using their kitchen for the first time:
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u want me to have sex. the thing that killed bella swan
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ladies if you ever feel bad about yourself just remember that bella from twilight had the personality of a la croix and she still had two boys fighting over her so if you don't have that then you must suck pretty bad
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So Bella from Twilight can love 2 guys & it’s romantic but when I do it ima hoe🤨🤨
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edward watching bella sleep
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when the vaccine hits
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therapist: Twilight fake baby is not real and can’t hurt youTwilight fake baby:
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if i had written twilight, i simply would not have made the adult werewolf fall in love with the newborn baby
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nobody:edward in biology class:
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bella: *walks into class*edward: yall smell that shit
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Edward Cullen had over 100 years to go to therapy, and yet
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the part in twilight where they just put the cullens in old timey hats and vests to show it was in the Past
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twilight without the blue tint just makes me uncomfortable
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bella: i know what you areedward: say it out loudbella: vampireme watching twilight for the 500th time:
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bella in twilight forcing herself to drink blood so edward can turn her into a vampire
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wanna be so high i start acting like bella in twilight
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I am BISEXUAL. that means I am attracted to:-Jasper from Twilight-Every woman I have ever met
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bro can we pls fuck to the twilight soundtrack please bro fuck just once cmon bro plz
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I just find it funny how the whole plot of twilight takes place in 2 years and Edward deadass ghosted Bella for 7 months.
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I’m rewatching twilight and I don’t know when I reached the age where instead of finding Edward Cullen hot I find Bella’s dad hot. I mean he’s an absolute unit
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the way bella was unnecessarily mean to charlie has me crying and throwing up
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Edward can literally be trying to munch on her elbow and r1p out her neck and Bella will be like “he won’t hurt me I love him”
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"He said, Bella WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN LOCA"
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where the hell have you been loca? welcome to mcdonalds would you like to try the twilight meal
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twilight eclipse (2010)
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i can't fuck with people that hate on every single film or are like "this was too juvenile for my sophisticated and acquired taste" like shut up i'm tryna watch bella die for edward's dick
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do i need to watch all the twilight movies before i see the new batman
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People keep listing Robert Pattinson's acting credentials to show he’s more than Twilight, but what I wanna know is when did we as a society decide playing a vampire was silly and playing Batman was prestige
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no offense but when ryan gosling learned piano for la la land, everyone named him kind of the fucking world but when robert pattinson learned to catch a baseball flying at light speed and climb trees in mere seconds for twilight, everyone calls him untalented??? excuse me ?????
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i was trying to find pictures of edward saving bella on google and i found a website that replaces edwards head with a velociraptor instead and
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I think about how Jasper from Twilight was a whole ass confederate soldier and no one asked him ANY follow up questions about it nearly every day.
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why the cullens just didn't go to college. Going to hs being around minors and u 200 years old is weirdo energy.
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Lmao like Twilight is a cultural phenomenon but there’s no way in hell you can convince me Stephanie myers is a good writer
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Bella: I wanna be with you forever!Edward: ok, lets get married.Bella: MARRIED?
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babe are you ok you’ve barely touched your twilight water
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“what’s wrong babe? you didn’t put up your twilight christmas stockings.”
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I think twilight should be the theme of the next met gala
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Vacation at the twilight house. Call that a vampire weekend
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twilight characters as dogs - a thread:
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twilight characters as cats - a thread:
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My favorite thing abt Twilight is how much Bella doesn’t want to move to Jacksonville
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rewatching twilight saga
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actually im a film student so my 5 star rating of twilight is objectively correct
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the twilight soundtrack really dodged a bullet by existing before I made music
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incorrect twilight
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absolutely unhinged for bella swan at 18 to decide she wants to be with edward literally til the end of time????? I would truly rather bathe in lava than spend forever with the guy I was into when I was 18 who let her do that
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the twilight baseball scene is still a cinematic masterpiece dont @ me,, 8 year old me was SHAKING
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Robert Pattinson deserved an Oscar for saying “you better hold on, spider monkey” with a straight face so jot that down
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It’s kind of messed up that nobody asks me if I’m team Edward or team Jacob anymore
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never knew i needed robert pattinson defending twilight in 2022, he is so fucking right.
