This is Weird.
You may think they only exist in movies or a weird dimension, but you’d be surprised. After scouring the numerous listing on facebook market place and craigslist, i present to you my curated list of shitty motorcycles on sale right now on the internet!
1. Drop the V8!
Left cheek 
Side boob 
Dials 
I dont know what to say 
Stereo speakers
Usually a trike is made to seat multiple people for long tours, but on top of adding a 302 small block v8 Ford Racing engine, it is passionately fabricated with a custom body and surround sound audio. The brakes in this thing are taken from a Lincoln town car with 11″ rotors…… I want to have what the fabricator was having. All this could be yours for just $18000, Definite bargain!
https://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/mcy/d/bisbee-v8-trike/6837969947.html
2. If handle bars could remind you of a song
Honda Ruckus exhaust 
Also Honda Ruckus exhaust
The Honda Ruckus has its very own sub culture, the 50cc moped was an instant hit when it came and isnt slowing down. People customize in every possible way , most popularly the long wheel based ice bear. This version however has laid-back handle bars instantly making you feel like the 90’s. See anything weird about the exhaust? thats right there are 2! for a 50cc! and they’re both different! This would make a good project for $1800, and your wife wouldn’t even be mad!
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/480146302514431/
3. The result of “What are you doing step-motorcycle”
Right side 
Birth Certificate 
Left side 
Arms 
Ass 
Parents note 
Front 
Left butt cheek
Yamaha and Kawasaki are a part of the big 4 (Honda, Yamaha, Suzuki, Kawasaki), But when the 2 of them are always late for meetings and take long bathroom breaks suspiciously, at the same time you gotta admit you saw this coming.
But this however is a Chinese motorcycle which seems to have the name of Yamaha and Kawasaki but the looks of a Honda CB 500F and a KTM 390 Duke, I cant judge this performance wise, because i haven’t ridden it ( never will), but for the reasonable price of $1500 you can find out if it has the pedigree! (Who are you kiddin)
Massih Finds 