Dear theMoonisDown,
Rob asked me to pass this along to you:
I know. It’s so disappointing that Rob can’t be with you today, but I know he’s thinking about you. Next to his own birthday in 4 days, yours is his second favorite. (I think it’s because you tend to celebrate with a lot of booze) I’m probably ruining the surprise, but I think his buddy TomStu is coming along on your birthday pub crawl. I think Rob thought you would feel better having a “piece of him” along with you, but it’s clear he doesn’t realize that you’ll probably end up having to babysit Tom and won’t be able to enjoy yourself. I think it was @FakeStephanieR on twitter who said it best, “Tom, I don’t know how much longer I can use the excuse ‘He’s not drunk, he’s just British’ ” Oh, well, it was the thought that counts.
The Quad is here to make you forget about SadRob & enjoy your BIG DAY! What we really wanted to do was: fly you to Vancouver, book you a hotel room next door to Rob’s, and have the 100Monkey’s write you a special birthday song, but then we remembered that you’re not a crazy set stalker (not even on your birthday) and nixed that idea. So, we did the second best thing. We decided to sing to you:
EastFriend:
Happy Birthday to MoonHappy Birthday to MoonWe’ll All Be Your Bridesmaids When You And Rob Get MarriedHappy Birthday to Moon!
Happy birthday to MoonHappy birthday to Moon
You look like a monkey the kind of girl that Rob, Kellan AND Jackson would clearly want to have a foursome with…Happy birthday to Moon
Happy Birthday to Moon
Happy Birthday to Moon
I hope you get a full Moon with Rob todaaaaaay…
Happy Birthday to Moon!
After the jump, find out why we love Moon almost as much as we love Rob more than anyone, ever.a
I posed the question to The Quad: Why do you love Moon?
EastFriend:
- Because I can mention any song from any musical and she will know it.
- Um…have you seen her hai-ruh did?
- “Myello!”
- She gets that Hello Kitty is a very big deal.
- Because she knows “there is no such thing as natural beauty.”
- Because if Robert Pattinson walked up to her right this very second, she would remain completely nonplussed. Very few would be able to do the same.
- I heart that she says “myello!”
- Because she is tall, like me.
- And when we met, I could hug her without having to bend down and inconvience myself. Hugging Moon is soooo convenient. It is special. YEs…it is a special hug.
- I love Moon because she is so fab.
- I love Moon because she always has killer articles or videos as her status on gmail chat (may it rest in peace) (UC note, WestFriend got chat blocked at work- BOO)
- I love Moon because she is bomb dot com. Love her long time
UC:
- That when we met 6.5 years ago we weren’t friends and now we are the bestest
- That 5 months ago yesterday she had the idea to start a blog b/c we were tired of being the only people laughing at our hilarious jokes about Kellan being a former youth group member
- Instead of saying “Hello” like a normal person, she says “myello”
- Moon is the only one of the Quad that could technically hook it with Rob without making a spouse jealous & sad and probably file for divorce
- I love her because when she hooks it with Rob, I know she’ll give us full details
- Cuz she just texted me a picture of The Tuck while she was in the movie theatre, watching it on the big screen.
Happy Birthday! We Love you!
Love,
UnintendedChoice for The Quad, Rob & EVERYONE at LTR!
Clicky here for a preview of Moon's bday night out
Letters to Rob 
i’m the only one up this early so hopefully everyone was out last night celebrating Moon’s birthday – Happy Birthday Moon!
By: adrienne on May 9, 2009
at 8:19 am
have a great birthday, even w/o Rob:(.
By: dazzledtodeath on May 9, 2009
at 8:36 am
MOON, girl, I wish you the best birthday ever! Cause nothing less do you deserve for being one part of the most fabulous team to make all my days so bright with LTR!
Will ❤ u long time!
By: junsikat on May 9, 2009
at 8:41 am
Happy Birthday Moon !! 🙂
By: Leila on May 9, 2009
at 8:42 am
I’m Curious though ..What are the 27 Wishes? 😉
By: Leila on May 9, 2009
at 8:43 am
@Moon
You are the bomb dot.com…. that is “brill” right there!
Please, please take a pic and send it to UC looking like Rob in that fabulous pic above…cause I do believe UC will share. She is cool like dat!
Moon
You say it’s your birthday
It’s Rob’s birthday soon
You’re gonna have a good time
Just Robby and Moon!
May you have many, many more 🙂
Brummielover
By: brummielover on May 9, 2009
at 8:42 am
Happy Birthday Moon.
All the best in life and in Rob. 🙂
By: niahid on May 9, 2009
at 8:46 am
Happy birthday, Moon! Thank you for helping to make such a special place on the interwebz for the rest of us non-stalking, non-fangirl, Robsessors! We love you, girl!
*muah*
By: Pange on May 9, 2009
at 8:50 am
Happy B-day, Moon! We love you and all you do to help make this such a fun place to hang.
In honor of your birthday, I hereby bestow you with 27 REAL lesbian kisses.
Actually, I guess they’re more precisely 27 former-lesbian-now-confused-since-fall-2008 kisses. Take ’em how you will, girl!
Love ya!
By: f_ingdelicious on May 9, 2009
at 9:01 am
Maybe if you’re lucky, newkindofunicorn will come along and double down on those kisses. 😉
By: f_ingdelicious on May 9, 2009
at 9:05 am
Wow! You don’t get birthday offers like this everyday! Moon, you are covered girl!
By: Proselyte3 on May 9, 2009
at 9:58 am
i’m LOVING this!!!!
By: unintendedchoice on May 9, 2009
at 1:32 pm
Moon – Have a great day and a super fun time tonight! I am sending Rob out to your pub crawl…not sure where he will show up…just make sure you have on mismatched lingerie and are extra sloppy drunk..he likes that sort of thing.
BIG (((HUGS))) to you today girl! 27 hasn’t ever looked so good! 🙂 ❤
By: Kristin on May 9, 2009
at 9:12 am
Happy Birthday Moon!
{{{hugs}}}
Have fun.
❤ JAG
PS Please drunk tweet while you’re out tonite
By: Just a Girl on May 9, 2009
at 9:22 am
HAPPY B-DAY!!!! Best of wishes to you and hope you don’t get too wasted tonight.
By: nondi_rochelle on May 9, 2009
at 9:23 am
Happy Birthday Moon!!! Spend it with Rob and Jackson….sandwich style!
By: nienor1 on May 9, 2009
at 9:25 am
Happy Birthday Moon 🙂
Off to see Little Ashes again, I will think of you at The Tuck.
Have fun, look forward to drunk tweets later 🙂
By: summergirl on May 9, 2009
at 9:36 am
Happy Birthday Moon 🙂
Have a WONDERFUL DAY!!!
By: BeUrLover2 on May 9, 2009
at 9:54 am
Happy Birthday Moon! From a LONG time lurker turned official LTR girl…for you an ode.
‘Ode to a Birthday’
Oh Moon, you awesome, rockin chick
you make our lives complete.
You deserve Rob’s Sparkle Stick,
and to in real life meet.
So hit the bars, and hit Rob hard,
and knock him off his feet.
Take one for the team,
(ifyouknowwhatImean),
and scream a bit for me.
xoxoxo To another great year luv!
P.S. I really did exercise a great deal of restraint in penning this ode. Could have been far more NC-17 if you feel me. Just thought perhaps for birthday sentiment, I’d hold back. A stretch for the inside of a Hallmark either way. xo 😉
By: Proselyte3 on May 9, 2009
at 9:55 am
Coming out of lurkdom to wish Moon a happy b-day from a fellow 1982 baby 🙂
By: DixiePixie82 on May 9, 2009
at 10:12 am
Happy Birthday, Moon!!!!
I am drinking Bailey’s in my coffee…in honor of you.
By: Leigh Anne on May 9, 2009
at 10:15 am
Everything in this post is wonderful especially how much Moon is celebrated. HAPPY BDAY MOON !
By: Janetrigs on May 9, 2009
at 10:16 am
Happy Birthday Moon !! you deserve all the robpinness, ehem, happiness that you want in life!!!
¡¡¡¡Feliz Cumpleaños desde El Salvador, Moon!!!
By: Libby on May 9, 2009
at 10:21 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOON!!!!!!!!
We love you, and thank you for the blog idea…we’d be lost without the Quad and all the great women at LTR!
Off to get nails done and shop for Mother’s Day!
By: SnMLamb on May 9, 2009
at 10:27 am
is paul online saying hi
By: 4444paul on May 10, 2009
at 11:17 am
Happy Birthday Moon! Party like it’s 1999 tonight!
By: WastingTheMorning on May 9, 2009
at 10:28 am
Moon! How I love you…I hope you have a non-sicknast/lamespice day! Love you!
By: Lauren on May 9, 2009
at 10:37 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOON! 🙂
It’s the first time that I dare write here, but I think that it’s the best moment to start (Moon’s birthday).
I’m from Spain, so…
El Cumpleaños feliz (happy birthday song)
Cumpleaños feliiiz
Cumpleaños feliiiz
Te deseamos todos, Moon
Cumpleaños feliiiz!
Bieeeeeeeen!
You are awesome, ladies!
LTR&Rob…my vice 😉
By: Nora on May 9, 2009
at 10:41 am
aku bEnci kau Rob. . . .
kapan kau datang ke Indonesia
aku aKan selalu menunggu Mu…
By: retno dewanti on May 9, 2009
at 10:45 am
Happy Birthday Moon! x
By: savannahbeech on May 9, 2009
at 10:55 am
happy birthday!!!! hope it’s awesomeee..you and UC need to make up an twilight themed alcoholic beverage for tonight!
By: punchedawerewolf on May 9, 2009
at 10:55 am
Moonie! Happy happy birthday!!! you really is the bomb dot com!!!
By: Sherin on May 9, 2009
at 11:06 am
Ohhhhhh!
[clap … clap … clap]
“This is your birthday song.
It isn’t very long.”
[clap … clap … clap]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY chicita banana!!
😛
By: Marta on May 9, 2009
at 11:12 am
Happy Birthday Moon. I guess we are birthday buddies today. Mine is today as well. Love you, maygirl
By: maygirlg on May 9, 2009
at 11:13 am
happy birthday!!
By: unintendedchoice on May 9, 2009
at 1:34 pm
happy birthday, moonpie!!!!
By: myria101 on May 9, 2009
at 11:16 am
Happy MOONday! Have a great party tonight!!
By: JellybeanRainbow on May 9, 2009
at 11:17 am
Happy Birthday Moon!
By: ashwood902 on May 9, 2009
at 11:21 am
Happy Birthday Moon!
By: Melanie on May 9, 2009
at 11:26 am
Happy Birthday Moon!
By: Ana P. on May 9, 2009
at 11:42 am
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
BIRTHDAY MOON!! *MWAH* *MWAH*
Just saw this-
http://robertpattinsonunlimited.com/pics-robert-and-kristen-at-the-blue-water-cafe/
By: Genevieve on May 9, 2009
at 11:50 am
I couldn’t access it.
By: maygirlg on May 9, 2009
at 12:04 pm
Really? Try again-
http://robertpattinsonunlimited.com/pics-robert-and-kristen-at-the-blue-water-cafe/
By: Genevieve on May 9, 2009
at 12:13 pm
Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday, Moon!!!
Hope you have a fantastic day filled with all that you wish for! May this year bless you with love, laughter, happiness and peace!
XOXOXO
By: Jena on May 9, 2009
at 12:09 pm
For Moon:
By: Jena on May 9, 2009
at 12:09 pm
Happy Birthday Moon!
You are lovely, and an inspiration to us all with your humor, silliness, great writing, awesome hair, willingness to take Lil Eddie on adventures, and…last but not least…
fearlessness to say what we are all thinking, about things such as Rob’s beard on New Year’s Eve 🙂
By: MacyBlair on May 9, 2009
at 12:34 pm
Happy Birthday Moon!!!
By: HOT4ROB on May 9, 2009
at 1:36 pm
Thanks everyone who came out of lurkdom to wish Moon & happy birthday! She’s going to be overwhelmed when she sees all the amazing things everyone has said!
I hear a theme- desire for drunk tweets tonight on her pub crawl.. I agree.. I desire this too. So much so that I might even follow us on twitter so that I can get alerts when Im getting my drink on at my friend’s wedding…..
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOONIE-PIE
By: unintendedchoice on May 9, 2009
at 1:36 pm
Happy Birthday! May your day be filled with unicorns. 27 of them!
By: Verity on May 9, 2009
at 2:15 pm
Moon, it is so important to me that I say happy birthday to you that I am willing to leave a comment even though the avatar I was assigned here at LTT & LTR looks like a toothy vagina with legs. I care THAT much.
So HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I’d buy ya’ a shot on your pub crawl if I had the means, but somehow I am not worried about you lacking booze tonight.
(and seriously: what’s up with that avatar??)
: )
By: Snarkier Than You on May 9, 2009
at 2:16 pm
and i thought my avatar was bad…..
By: sherin on May 9, 2009
at 6:03 pm
toothy vagina with legs! LMFAO!!
By: milfy goodness on May 9, 2009
at 8:09 pm
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Have Rob-licious Cullen full day!!!!!!
By: ANDREA on May 9, 2009
at 2:20 pm
happy birthday moon!!! have a fantastical day!!
By: kdgrimmer on May 9, 2009
at 2:38 pm
Happy Birthday!!
Shine on,
Shine on, Drizzy Moon…
Don’t be surprised if Lil’ Eddie jumps out of a birthday cake for you tonite. Have fun, girl!!!!
By: apronbabe on May 9, 2009
at 2:50 pm
Happy B DAY! it appears that in honour of your birthday rob has converted to Islam (see cresent moon on sad robs shirt).
27! welcome to the club… the early late twenties club… I think you’ll like it here.
By: Tiffany on May 9, 2009
at 3:08 pm
Happy birthday to you! You deserve a Robbie-do! Happy birthday dear Moon, happy birthday to you!
XOXOxoxo
By: DanaB on May 9, 2009
at 3:12 pm
Part-ay!!!
FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO MOON!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOON!!
I wish you all the best = Drunk Rob + Drunk Moon + ‘dumpster dive’
LOL
xoxo
By: Giseli on May 9, 2009
at 3:24 pm
Happy Birthday Moon. Hope you are having a Robilicious day!
By: sparkle on May 9, 2009
at 3:32 pm
moon, hope your bday is full of booze and a lot of bad decisions…xoxo, mel.
By: Melissa on May 9, 2009
at 3:45 pm